顺口溜骂人 活得挺有勇气

1、全国人民你最牛，骑着板凳上月球，天下属你最能吹，喝酒用缸不用杯。

People all over the country, you are the best. You ride a bench to the moon. You can blow the most in the world. You drink with a jar instead of a cup.

2、你长得挺有创意，丑不是你本意，是上帝在发脾气。

You look creative. You live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is angry.

3、你灿烂一笑，狼都上吊。

When you smile brightly, the wolf is hanged.

4、你温柔一叫，鸡飞狗跳。

When you call softly, the birds fly.

5、你不打扮，比鬼难看。

You look worse than a ghost if you don't dress up.

6、你潇洒一站，臭味弥漫。

You have a smart stop, the smell is full.

7、你兴奋出汗，虱子遇难。

You sweat with excitement. Lice died.

8、你一打扮，鬼够瘫痪。

When you dress up, the ghost is paralyzed.

9、你从小缺钙，长大缺爱，姥姥不疼，舅舅不爱。

You are short of calcium since childhood, but you are short of love when you grow up. Grandma does not love you, uncle does not love you.

10、左脸欠抽，右脸欠踹，驴见驴踢，猪见猪踩。

The left face needs pumping and the right face needs kicking. When the donkey sees you, he kicks you; when the pig sees you, he steps on you.

11、后天是属核桃的，欠锤；天生是属黄瓜的，欠拍。

The day after tomorrow is a walnut, less hammer; born is a cucumber, less beat.

12、找个媳妇属螺丝钉的，欠拧；终生属破摩托的，欠踹。

Looking for a daughter-in-law is made of screws, which is short of screwing; she is a motorcycle wrecker and lacks kicking all her life.

13、你个铁憨憨，过安检会响吧！

You, Hanhan made of iron, will ring after security check!

14、天晴了，雨停了，你又觉得你行了。

It's sunny, the rain stops, and you think you can do it again.

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